Friday, December 05, 2008

Yeetle Box - Those Crazy Dems

Democrats are growing impatient with President-elect Barack Obama's refusal to inject himself in the major economic crises confronting the country. Obama has sidestepped some policy questions by saying there is only one president at a time - a stance that defies logic and the U.S. Constitution.

"He's going to have to be more assertive than he's been," House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank, D-Mass., told consumer advocates Thursday. "He is, after all, the president-elect."

Frank, who has been dealing with both the bailout of the financial industry and a proposed rescue of Detroit automakers, said Obama needs to play a more significant role on economic issues.


"At a time of great crisis with mortgage foreclosures and autos, he says we only have one president at a time," Frank said. "I'm afraid that overstates the number of presidents we have. He's got to remedy that situation. He's got to understand that President Bush has no obligation whatsoever as our current President. The president-elect is responsible for these matters."

In his defense, Obama has maintained one of the most public images of any president-elect, holding half a dozen press conferences, where he has entertained question after question about the economy, the mortgage crisis, and the flailing auto industry. He called for passage of extended unemployment benefits — which has passed — and even a stimulus package if possible before Jan. 20. But he has stayed away from trying to dictate remedies for the toughest problems Congress is confronting: the auto industry's troubles and how to spend the $700 billion bailout. This is inexcusable for someone who has not taken office.


Earlier this week, Obama was asked whether he worried that Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson might begin spending the next installment of the money before he assumes the presidency. Obama demurred. Bald face. Demurred like he was the president himself.

"Until Secretary Paulson indicates publicly that he's drawing down the second tranche, the second half of the TARP money, it would be speculation on my part to suggest that that money's going to be used up," he told reporters at a Chicago news conference Wednesday.

Speculation indeed. Oh, Obama did stress that a significant component of the fund should be used to reduce the number of foreclosures, but did he specify a particular remedy? No!

More frightening, he also declined to take a stand in a debate over the source of money for an auto loan package.

"I think it's premature to get into that issue," Obama dodged at the conference.


Rumor is Presidents-elect typically spend the transition period assembling their cabinets, their White House staff and preparing to take the reins of power. But this transition is occurring at an extraordinary time, with bad economic news mounting by the day and with one of the country's major industries begging for a hand to keep from collapsing. The President himself cannot be expected to manage these matters while a lame duck. It's unheard of in Washington politics.

Two Democratic senators involved in trying to salvage the auto companies have said Obama could help move the process along and should become more engaged.

"The Obama team has to step up," Sen. Christopher Dodd, chairman of the Senate Banking Committee and one of the lead negotiators, said Nov. 21 in Hartford, Conn. "In the minds of the people, this is the Obama administration. I don't think we can wait until January 20. He should be ashamed of himself."

Two days later, Sen. Carl Levin of Michigan, a point man in helping his state's main industry, called on Obama to help resolve the dispute over money for the auto loan package.

"It would be very helpful if the president-elect would become more involved in resolving the issue over the source of the funds," he said. "I want him to offer his assistance. He is a person who can really bring people together, and we don't have time for an inauguration. ."


Frank, shrewd and quick-witted, also poked fun at Obama's calls for a "post-partisan" governing environment in Washington. Frank predicted that regulatory legislation aimed at preventing abuses related to subprime mortgages and credit cards stood a much better chance next year, when Democrats have greater majorities in the House and Senate.

"It is a grave mistake to assume that parties are irrelevant to this process," he said. "My one difference with the president-elect, about whom I am very enthusiastic, is when he talks about being post-partisan.

"Having lived with this very right wing Republican group that runs the House most of the time, the notion of trying to deal with them as if we could be post-partisan gives me post-partisan depression," Frank said.

President George W. Bush was quoted as just laughing.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Yeetle Box - Father of the Year

Sam Burt, crazy Australian, made headlines last week when Australian media reported that he and his son Jack, 5 years old, woke up at dawn each day to walk from their home in a remote town in the Northern Territory to school.

The punishment was meted out because Jack had been kicked off the school bus for hitting the driver in the head with an apple core. In Australia, such offenses are dealt with severely as there is a shortage of apples. Now Sam Burt, to discipline his son's act, walks with him about 8 miles every day.

Fellow Northern Territory resident Renee Elliott was so impressed with Burt's approach she set up "The Sam Burt Tough Love Appreciation and Support Group" on Facebook, the world's largest online social network (below).


"All those in favor of Sam Burt's TOUGH LOVE say IIIIIIII," Elliott wrote on the site.

Apparently, the Australian vocalization of approval is the sound of eight consecutive I's.

The site has attracted more than 151 members from around the world since it was set up earlier this week.

"Bravo Sir, Big fan of your work," wrote Corey Wilson from Australia. "I now job with my son to school 37 kilometers. It has changed his entire attitude."

"Good on ya Sam, he will thank you for this one day," wrote Michelle Spooner-Astill from the United Arab Emirates. "This is the kind of torture even we can get behind."

"Finally, a parent takes time to teach their kid about consequence -- WELL DONE!!," wrote Jariah Kaissis. "When my four year old threw a temper tantrum at the zoo, I shot him in the foot. He hasn't had a temper tantrum since."

Burt has become a local hero in his hometown. One Australian newspaper said there have even been calls for him to be named "Father of the Year" in the annual national award.

Since Burt's disciplinary measure took hold, Sam, Burt's son, the apple-throwing hellion, has shown a decline in his grades, lethargy, and lack of interest or curiosity in the world around him.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Yeetle Box - Dear YeetleMaster...

Dear YeetleMaster,

Genetic predisposition and a traumatic childhood have led me to develop debilitating mental disorders that I have spent years working to manage. I'm now at a functional place.

My parents are divorced, and my mother's family has always been very supportive.

My father's family, by contrast, sees mental illness as a stigma and has always disagreed with my approach to treatment.

Recently, they invited me to my grandmother's birthday party. When I arrived, everyone was sitting solemnly around the living room, and the local pastor was there. He calmly explained to me that I was not actually mentally ill but possessed by agents of Satan and in need of an exorcism.

I choked back tears as I explained to them that I did not need any demons driven out, and the evening ended awkwardly.

Now they've invited me for Thanksgiving, and I don't know what to do. I don't want to alienate them, but my symptoms are part of a real disorder and can be treated by medication.

How do I explain to them that while I do want to spend time with them, it's not the Middle Ages, and I don't want or need an exorcism?

—It's the Schizophrenia, Stupid


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Dear It's the Schizophrenia, Stupid,

Unfortunately, so-called mental illness is, in fact, demonic possession. You have been influenced by the Mental Health Industrial Complexs, and that is Satan's way of creating a portal to your soul. You must stop all medications and other treatments for this disorder in favor of the only way to treat "schizophrenia" - exorcism.

Prior to Thanksgiving, meet with your pastor and request an emergency exorcism. Satan is running rampant within your body in search of your soul. Time is of the essence.

If your pastor cannot perform the exorcism in time, or the exorcism is unsuccessful, spend the holiday somewhere else, preferably in a dark and dank place where there is no sunlight.

If you're too uncomfortable searching for such a place to go, contact your local police force and alert them to your condition. The police have methods and techniques that can, at the very least, keep you from harming others. However, please note that the police cannot rid you of demonic possession. Have the decency to keep others safe from your unholy condition!

What your father's family did for you was commendable. You're very generous not to want to alienate people when you are possessed by Satan. Lucky for you and them, you did not threaten them with a pitchfork.

Your unwillingness to accept that mental illness is code for demonic possession seems an act of willful bigotry not amenable to reason. Either get the exorcism or prepare for an eternity in Hell!

Best regards,



The YeetleMaster