Spay Day

Tuesday, February 27 is Spay Day USA. If you're a cat or a dog, or even look like a cat or a dog, cross your legs and don't roll over. Avoid human contact.

This has been public service message from the ASPCA.

Thank you.

Dick Cheney And The Suicide Bomber

BAGRAM, Afghanistan - A suicide bomber attacked the entrance to the main U.S. military base in Afghanistan on Tuesday during a visit by Vice President Dick Cheney, killing up to 23 people and wounding 20. The Taliban claimed responsibility and said Cheney, who was unharmed, was the target.

OK, Dick, who you gonna shoot in the face now? Yourself? Geez!

Chimps With Spears

Apparently, chimpanzees in Senegal have been observed making and using wooden spears to hunt other primates, according to a study in the journal Current Biology. Their prey consists of mostly bush babies. For those of you who don't know, a bush baby is not a BABY. It's a small primate about the size of a squirrel.

A bush baby is also a primate born of the Bush family.

Look out, George, the chimps are coming after you with weapons of singular destruction.

And now we have a new terrorist front.