Thursday, November 09, 2006

The Yeetle Box - Rumsfeld Resigns

You know things aren't going well when the Secretary of Defense resigns the day after the Republican party loses control of both the House and the Senate.

I heard the "resignation" was a bit brutal. Sources within the White House state that Rumsfeld was subjected to forced masturbation, electrodes planted on his penis (after he was force fed viagra - ouch!), and, of course, waterboarding.

What's that Bob Dylan song? Oh, yea...

How does it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?


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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Yeetle Box - The Lesser of Two Evils

Hey, you guys...

Guys?

People! Yo!

OK, so you voted OUT the Republicans, but you're still left with the lesser of two evils. And the lesser of two evils is still an evil.

This two-party system is crazy. Imagine serving breakfast in this manner: green eggs or ham?

I do not like them Uncle Sam I Am.

Green eggs!

I do not like them.

Ham!

I do not like them.

Green eggs!

Better than ham! But I do not like them.

Ham!

Better than green eggs. But I do not like them.


Speaking of green eggs, what happened to the Green Party?

We do not like them Sam I Am.

Yesterday, the voters issued a referendum against idiocy and for a change of idiocy.

Thank you.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

Dress Code

I just spent $80 on 2 shirts because my employer is "cracking down" on the dress code. Why to go corporate America.

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