Saturday, January 21, 2006

The voices in my head

...have told me that things are getting better. I'm finally up and walking around and talking coherently. I have a friend who is psychotic. He says I visit him in his dreams, where, upon seeing him, my head explodes. I don't know how to interpret this dream of his, but I know this much: he's psychotic, and I'm getting better.

January 21, 2006
George W. Bush

The Yeetle Box

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The Yeetle Box

William Shatner has sold his damn kidney stone on eBay! Wha...??? Says he's donating the money to charity. Perhaps we outta take up a collection for Mr. Shatner: he's....lost....his...mind....

"Where no man has gone before.

The Yeetle Box

The Final Frontier

William Shatner has sold his damn kidney stone on eBay! Wha...??? Now that's going where no man has gone before!

The Yeetle Box

Friday, January 06, 2006

That Crazy George W. Bush

Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. It's important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland, because we value the Constitution.

President George W. Bush

Hmmm... kind of refutes the notion of intelligent design...

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Hey! I'm employed!

Damn! Got a call from Jewel-Osco. They want to hire me! Yeah! As a Management Trainee. Yeah!

Shit! Now I have to go to work! This sucks.

What I Did While I Was Unemployed

Monday, January 02, 2006

Still Unemployed

Nearly a year has gone by, and I still haven't found a full-time job. Is it me, or is it "them"?

It's them.

What I Did While I Was Unemployed