In the end, I am committed to unifying this party - after January 2009. What Senator Obama and I share is so much greater than our differences; and no matter who wins this nomination, I will do everything I can to bring us together and move us forward. That's not a bad deal when you consider that I have tantrumed my way into the hearts and minds of women all across the world and beyond.
p.s. This McClelland has got me steamed. It's just a way to steal from me media attention. And I won't stand for that. Today, I have ordered my staff to assassinate McClelland so that we may more properly focus on my candidacy.