Yeetle Box: George W. Bush Is a Lizard

Has it been that long since my last post? Gee whillikers. Lots happening lately. I've been so busy I didn't know how busy I was. So, here's what's been happening: I have been interviewing for jobs here on Cape Cod - land of lobster. Things look good. I've written a lot of new poetry. Yes! Oh, and lest I forget, George W. Bush is spreading a virus that causes politicians and pundits to morph into lizards.

Let's consider this. George W. Bush is a human-alien hybrid who occasionally morphs into his true form as a reptilian type creature from another galaxy and planet. He has spread a virus to other politicians via radio and televison waves. Other lizards include Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, and Condaleeza Rice. Oddly enough, Dennis Kucinich is not a lizard, though he bears physical resemblance to a lizard.

In addition, Boxcar Willie is a lizard. That's weird, so it will require further investigation.

Essentially, these hybrids are harmless except that their amazing stupidity causes a great deal of confusion among otherwise rational human beings. This irrationality, in turn, has caused people to behave very rudely to others and to bring to bear their religious beliefs into every topic of conversation. The net result is a mass disagreement about reality and long proven facts about our existence and the world we inhabit.

So, to answer the question regarding intelligent life from another planet: the answer is NO. Rather, we have been infiltrated by stupidity from another planet.

Now that you know, please understand that the only remedy to this egregious stupidity is pure, rational thought.

God speed.

The Yeetle Box
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