Saturday, December 24, 2005

It's Oblogatory

I suppose it's oblogatory of me to mention something about the holidays. Specifically, I should say something about Christmas since I was raised within a Christian household. Had I been raised within an Africaan household, I might mention something about Kwanzaa, but I wasn't, so I won't. And, if I had been raised inside of a Jewish household, I would probably want to mention something about Hannukah, but I wasn't. So, like Kwanzaa, I have nothing to say about Hannukah except that both are holidays, and both are celebrated by groups other than Christians.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is this: I was not raised within an Africaan or Jewish household, so I can only comment on the Christian holidays, such as Christmas, Easter, and Halloween.

And, I guess I should wish everyone a Merry Christmas, except for those other people mentioned above.

So, Merry Christmas to some of you, and to some of you, a happy new year - except those who are Jewish since they go by a different calendar.

The Yeetle Box

This lemon walks into a bar...

This lemon walks into a bar....

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Another Yeetle Box Production

Another Yeetle Box Production has gone live. Check it out!

Monday, December 12, 2005

I don't normally do this, but...

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says .. real slowly...

"So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

Saturday, December 10, 2005

MSN - News - Pathbreaking Comedian Richard Pryor Dies

Richard Pryor was a genius who tried so hard to kill himself, but couldn't. Here's to you, Mr. Pryor!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

I told Joe, now you tell Joe...

Joe Lieberman is just plain weird. Earlier this week while discussing the war in Iraq, Senator Joseph Lieberman said, "It`s time for Democrats who distrust president Bush to acknowledge he`ll be commander-in-chief for three more critical years, and that in matters of war we undermine Presidential credibility at our nation`s peril."

Huh? I believe it was President Bush and his neo-con cronies who undermined their own credibility. We are right to question Iraq and to just tell Joe how it is. You can, by going here:

Now, I ain't a Democrat, and I ain't a Republican. I'm an Independent with a basic philosophy of live and let live. But, when you have to just tell Joe, you tell him, then tell him what you told him, then tell him again.

Thank you very much.

Sacks Goldman

...gave bonuses of $40 million to their senior executives. Wow. How do they expect those executives to make a living?

Thursday, December 01, 2005

A man who truly has earned the name of

Dick Cheney: "Our people in uniform have been subjected to these cynical and pernicious falsehoods day in and day out ... and back home a few opportunists are suggesting they were sent into battle for a lie."

Wow! Dick is a real tell-all!

Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case

November 30, 2005, 10:02 PM EST

SEATTLE -- A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse . . . Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

There are at least 10 reasons this man should not have plead guilty:

1. Trespassing
2. Videotaping the session
3. The man has three names. Only assassins use three names - James Earl Ray, Lee Harvey Oswald, etc.
4. The man was from Enumclaw - Enumclaw only has a crime rate of about 4%! Geez, guy. There's lots of folks getting away with much worse, like larceny, etc.
5. You don't go into a barn in's too hot.
6. Never ever ever videotape your friend in a barn! It's so cheeky.
7. What kind of name is Pinyan, anyway?
8. It is impossible to conceive that the man could have received a trial by a jury of his peers.
9. Internal injuries? Awfully vague...