Monday, June 22, 2009

Yeetle Box - What Were YOU Thinking

Across the United States of America,

where marketing departments work,

there is a thought that runs through our heads:

What the hell were you thinking?

all across the United States of America...

The YeetleMaster

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Yeetle Box - In The Name Of Love

An Egyptian man, in protest at his parents' choice of bride, cut off his own penis, a police official laughed.

The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt was taken to hospital in stable condition, the official said, adding that the man had also mutilated his testicles. "He did a pretty good job," he added, chuckling. "Whack, whack, whack..."

The official sat down, sipping a beer.

"He was in love with a woman for two years, but his parents rejected her. They told him to marry another woman he didn't want. He took a knife and cut off his penis in his room."

The official guzzled the rest of the beer.

"I guess he really did not want her."

Doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added.

"He'll never walk like an Egyptian again," he laughed, throwing the bottle into the street.

The penis has not been located to date.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Yeetle Box - Poetry In My Span Box

Read your spam. You might be surprised.

Spammers have searched tirelessly to find wasy to escape spam filters. In doing so, spammers have created a genre of poetry. To be sure, you are still directed to links for enrolling in online college programs, swatches, and bestiality.

But the beautful poetry that accompanies spam is well worth turning off your spam filter, sitting back, and reading some of the greatest poets today. Here are a three of the better spam poetica I have found within just the last 24 hours.


Virgin Black Lamenting Kissgotoreal

a man who...

And what's Steve talking about
in his paranoid of a potential?

She's called that b/c
She only likes taking her clothes
1/2 off

The How
good is it to live in California
[via] Datamancer
created an
On the way back
from a day long meeting
in Charleston

-shapiro mauricio

Rachel Hunter Showing on Beach

Ishmael Leaped To His Feet,
And His Followers Struggled
To Arm Them-selves
With Crude Implements.

-Alemtsehay Giuffre



Fat pussyGarden

Harvest Lemon topless
Young teen girls

and this
Burned my damn finger

the phones
Made it back from lunch

just in time

-bartel bren


Impressed? I was!

Do not ignore these literary gems.
Read your spam!

For more, visit
Spam Poetica

The YeetleMaster

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Yeetle Box - Hugo Chavez Versus Coke Zero

The Venezuelan government of U.S.-critic President Hugo Chavez ordered Coca-Cola Co to withdraw its Coke Zero beverage from the South American nation, citing unspecified dangers to health. These unspecified dangers to health have been known to the U.S. for many years. For one, it's chocked full of caffeine, and you can't run an orderly revolution when your people are jacked up on Coke. For another, it makes people sing corny songs. (See below.)

The decision follows a wave of nationalizations and increased scrutiny of businesses in South America's top oil exporter. Health Minister Jesus Mantilla said the zero-calorie Coke Zero should no longer be sold and stocks of the drink removed from store shelves. And the cans crushed under the feet of revolutionaries.

"The product should be withdrawn from circulation to preserve the health of Venezuelans," the minister said in comments reported by the government's news agency. "We suspect Coke is causing our people to behave like capitalists."

Despite Chavez's anti-capitalist policies and rhetoric against consumerism, oil-exporting Venezuela remains one of Latin America's most Americanized cultures, with U.S. fast-food chains, shopping malls and baseball all highly popular. But that's different. Artificial sweeteners don't sit well with Venazualians.

Neither Coca-Cola nor the bottler responded to requests for comment on Wednesday. The bottler was plagued with labor problems last year in Venezuela when former workers repeatedly blocked its plants demanding back pay to which Coke responded with a firm, "We're trying to teach the world to sing."

The government this year has seized a rice mill and pasta factory belonging to U.S. food giant Cargill and has threatened action against U.S. drug company Pfizer on the grounds that their medicines are detrimental to the people's health.

Coke has sent Bono and Brad Pitt as envoys to help resolve this matter.

Yeetle Box - Bob Dylan

The poem a oeLittle Buddya , which was considered to be singer Bob Dylan's original work, is apparently actually an old country song. Huh! Imagine that? Just another tidbit for the bio.

The YeetleMaster

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Yeetle Box - Hell Hath No Fure...

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

--William Congreve

First case in point:

A Moscow woman, identified only as Kira V., which narrows it down significantly, reacted "inappropriately" when her boyfriend, Alik, rejectied her marriage proposal. Kira, who had been living with Alik D. for two years decided to suggest the idea of marriage to her partner. Alik refused Kira's proposal, stating he would rather go back to his first wife than marry Kira V.

So, he began packing and moving out of the apartment they had shared for two years.

But Kira V. did not like this at all.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested they have a farewell dinner - to celebrate thoe good times. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking, Alik fell asleep. What Kire V. did next rivals Misery, tying several firecrackers to Alik's penis and exploded them.

This startled Alik. He woke with a bang, so to speak, and, soon after, was rushed to the hospital.

Alik is currently in critical condition.

Kira faces a minimum 12-year sentence if Alik survives. If he does not survive - which would be the good new - she is free. However, it is unlikely she will ever get another date or boyfriend.


Second case in point:

Camilla Fields, a shoplifter from Memphis, Tenn., was stopped by a loss prevention officer at a local Wal-Mart. The officer approached Fields as she attempted to leave the store with several unpaid items. These items included razor blades, condoms, and whipped cream - an odd assortment of items.

When the officer approached, Fields hurled a car seat, containing her 2-month-old nephew, at the officer and escaped in a blue Ford Escort. The baby hit the concrete face-first, but was immediately helped by paramedics. The baby is fine. The child's mother, Stacey Cleaves was in the bathroom during the entire incident.

Fields was captured and faces charges of child abuse and neglect and assault - for throwing a a car a Wal-Mart...where you save money, live better.

The Mourning, Act 3, Scene 2 : read it.

The YeetleMaster