Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Cheney vows to shoot Iran in the face

Thus speaketh Dick Cheney: Iran will not be allowed to have nuclear weapons and faces “meaningful consequences” if it persists in defying the international community.

Said Cheney, "I'm the kinda guy who's not afraid to shoot someone in the face if I have to. Watch out Tehran: I AM a weapon of mass destruction."

George Bush commented, "That Dick: he's such a dick. The old dickster. The dickmeister. Dickey."

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