Last night while musing at Scarborough Country - another fake news show with a tighten your beltway former politician - Chris Mathews came on with this breaking news: Tom DeLay will resign from the Senate and will not seek re-election to the Senate.
Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd!
Are you kidding? This is breaking news! This is, like, end of the world stuff. This is NOT BREAKING NEWS!
First, DeLay was getting mudslinged by all sides and was having trouble raising campaign money because his Sugar Daddy is about to throw him in front of the bus.
Second, DeLay is an idiot, and even the Ditto-Idiots (or the Ididiots) in Texas finally figured that out. ("Ma, I'm thinkin' that feller is not right in the hay-ed."
Third, let's not forget that DeLay drew up the Congressional district for which he was to seek re-election. But forgot about that little thing called supporters. Damn citizens!
So, what's so breaking about this news? Nothing.
And that's what's so breaking about this news.
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