A study published in the New England Journal of Medicine has determined that George W. Bush is the dumbest man ever and represents the devolution of the human race. The study predicts that by the year 2030, an entire generation of homo sapiens will number at least 1,000,000. This trend will continue until the homo bush-apien is the dominant species on the planet, hitting its peak at 1 billion by 2075.
Oddly enough, scientists believe the cause is related to social rather than environmental factors, including low voter turnout and larger consumption of contaminated water.
The study notes that this phenomenon is the first solid evidence of evolution in more than a million years.
The homo chenien will also emerge, but die quickly as they will shoot each other in the face until completely extinct.
The good news? A rise in underground shelters will coincide, preserving a more intelligent form of the human race until all of the homo bush-agiens become extinct from diminished supplies of their primary food source: fear.
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