The Yeetle Box - Crazy? What is Crazy?

Two news stories caught my attention this morning. One involves a man spray painting a goat, the other involves the Bush administration slapping down trades sanctions on North Korea. Both made the ask the question quite seriously, Who is crazier?

Here's a synopsis of the two articles.

A man from New York state broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor, apparently to harass the property owner.

OK, that's the first article - clearly regarding the spray-painting of a goat.

The Bush administration wants North Korea's attention, so it's trying to make it tougher for that country's eccentric leader to buy iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters. The U.S. government's first-ever effort to use trade sanctions to personally aggravate a foreign president expressly targets items believed to be favored by Kim Jong Il.

So, who is crazier? A man who spray paints a goat, or a man who denies another man his iPod, plasma television, and electric scooters.

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The Yeetle Box - It's Not Over!

Christians might be the greediest people on the planet for one single reason: Christmas. It's a time when everyone joins together to spend as much money as they can in reverence to the occasion: the birth of Capitalism.

Oh, I know you want to say it's the birth of Jesus Christ, but that birth certificate has yet to be produced. And the hour at church does not compare to the hours, days, weeks, months spending money on gifts for people they don't even like that much.

Call me a grinch. I already have. I am the Grinch of Halloween. I am the curmudgeon of Christmas.




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The Yeetle Box - You Have Just Been eMooned

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes they are represented by

:-)

:-(


Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass


You have just been e-mooned!

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The Yeetle Box - Frivolous?

Top Five Most Frivolous Cases Filed By New York City Prisoners

* Francis Hugh Smith claimed New York owed him US$10 million because faulty medical care caused amnesia that made him leave his work-release job and forget to return to prison.

* Anthony Malloy sough "US$989 billion trillion" because he said prison guards beat up his jacket, which he was not wearing at the time. His case was dismissed.

* Anthony Gill claimed secondhand cigarette smoke from other inmates caused him medical problems -- altho' he buys cigarettes from the prison commissary.

* Jose Reyes wants US$1000 because the state made him eat vegetable diet loaf after he violated prison rules. He said he lost 450g.

* Thomas Higgins sued the state for US$10,000 because a prison laundry machine broke and he claims a constitutional right to clean clothes and blankets.

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The Yeetle Box - Rumsfeld Resigns

You know things aren't going well when the Secretary of Defense resigns the day after the Republican party loses control of both the House and the Senate.

I heard the "resignation" was a bit brutal. Sources within the White House state that Rumsfeld was subjected to forced masturbation, electrodes planted on his penis (after he was force fed viagra - ouch!), and, of course, waterboarding.

What's that Bob Dylan song? Oh, yea...

How does it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?


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The Yeetle Box - The Lesser of Two Evils

Hey, you guys...

Guys?

People! Yo!

OK, so you voted OUT the Republicans, but you're still left with the lesser of two evils. And the lesser of two evils is still an evil.

This two-party system is crazy. Imagine serving breakfast in this manner: green eggs or ham?

I do not like them Uncle Sam I Am.

Green eggs!

I do not like them.

Ham!

I do not like them.

Green eggs!

Better than ham! But I do not like them.

Ham!

Better than green eggs. But I do not like them.


Speaking of green eggs, what happened to the Green Party?

We do not like them Sam I Am.

Yesterday, the voters issued a referendum against idiocy and for a change of idiocy.

Thank you.

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Dress Code

I just spent $80 on 2 shirts because my employer is "cracking down" on the dress code. Why to go corporate America.

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