Thursday, November 09, 2006

The Yeetle Box - Rumsfeld Resigns

You know things aren't going well when the Secretary of Defense resigns the day after the Republican party loses control of both the House and the Senate.

I heard the "resignation" was a bit brutal. Sources within the White House state that Rumsfeld was subjected to forced masturbation, electrodes planted on his penis (after he was force fed viagra - ouch!), and, of course, waterboarding.

What's that Bob Dylan song? Oh, yea...

How does it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?


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