The Yeetle Box - Crazy? What is Crazy?

Two news stories caught my attention this morning. One involves a man spray painting a goat, the other involves the Bush administration slapping down trades sanctions on North Korea. Both made the ask the question quite seriously, Who is crazier?

Here's a synopsis of the two articles.

A man from New York state broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor, apparently to harass the property owner.

OK, that's the first article - clearly regarding the spray-painting of a goat.

The Bush administration wants North Korea's attention, so it's trying to make it tougher for that country's eccentric leader to buy iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters. The U.S. government's first-ever effort to use trade sanctions to personally aggravate a foreign president expressly targets items believed to be favored by Kim Jong Il.

So, who is crazier? A man who spray paints a goat, or a man who denies another man his iPod, plasma television, and electric scooters.

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The Yeetle Box - It's Not Over!

Christians might be the greediest people on the planet for one single reason: Christmas. It's a time when everyone joins together to spend as much money as they can in reverence to the occasion: the birth of Capitalism.

Oh, I know you want to say it's the birth of Jesus Christ, but that birth certificate has yet to be produced. And the hour at church does not compare to the hours, days, weeks, months spending money on gifts for people they don't even like that much.

Call me a grinch. I already have. I am the Grinch of Halloween. I am the curmudgeon of Christmas.




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The Yeetle Box - You Have Just Been eMooned

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes they are represented by

:-)

:-(


Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass


You have just been e-mooned!

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