Saturday, December 30, 2006

The Yeetle Box - Et Tu, MJ?

And now MJ announces he's divorcing his wife!

Let's recap:

James Brown - dead
Gerald Ford - dead
Man steals brocolli - no sign of him
Saddam Hussein - dead
Michael Jordan - divorced

Something is awful out there. Something inexplicable.

Something ALIEN!

The Yeetle Box
The Yeetle Box

The Yeetle Box - Gerald Ford, James Brown, Brocolli Thief, and Saddam Hussein

This is creeping me out. Within the last week the following events have occurred:

-James Brown died
-Gerald Ford died
-Man steals $50,000 worth of brocolli
-Saddam Hussein is executed

What do these events have in common?

The truth is out there.

The Yeetle Box
The Yeetle Box

Friday, December 29, 2006

The Yeetle Box - Gerald Ford Redux

At least the guy who stole the broccoli did something memorable.

(I am really obsessed with this onslaught of Gerald Ford stuff.)

You know, I believe that if George Bush were a good president...at least a competent human being...at least a human being...there would be no talk of Gerald Ford's "legacy."

I don't want to say anymore about Gerald Ford.

The Yeetle Box
The Yeetle Box