Thursday, April 30, 2009

Yeetle Box - Republicans Implement Non-Strategy

Republican leaders announced Thursday—after leaking it before President Obama's press conference Wednesday—the creation of a new group called the National Council for a New America - not to be confused with the Project for a New American Century (PNAC).

It's easier to say what the NCNA isn't than what it is. It's not a nonprofit—or a for-profit. Maybe it's non-for profit?

But, it's not a fundraising organization.

It's not a partisan apparatus or subwing of the RNC.

It's not a social gathering or a pig roast.

Maybe it's just a bunch of guys hanging out together playing darts.

It is, in the words of an NCNA spokesman, "a caucus seeking to find the solutions that will improve the lives of every American." All along, we, the public, thought that was Congress. We must have been wrong.


OK. So what does the NCNA do? Over the next few months, the NCNA will hold a series of town-hall meetings around the country in order to "engage people in a discussion" and drum up new conservative policy ideas. New ones. Not the old ones. New Republican ideas, like...then there's...oh, and we can't forget.....

The point, according to one of its founders, is to "take the discussion outside of Washington, to make sure ideas shaping policy here in Washington is coming from outside and from the American people."

Sounds great. Like it was stolen from John McCain's playback during his presidential run. That went well.

So anyone can join? Yes! The NCNA is officially nonpartisan. Its introductory letter uses the word "Republican" only twice—once to emphasize that "this is not a Republican-only forum." The other to say it is a Republican idea.

So who's in charge of this nonpartisan organization?

Well, Republican House Minority Whip Eric Cantor is heading it up.

Then there's House Minority Leader John Boehner, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Haley Barbour, Jeb Bush, Bobby Jindal, Mike Pence, Pete Sessions, Roy Blunt, Mitch McConnell, Jon Kyl, Lamar Alexander, John Cornyn, and John Thune.

They've also reached out to Sarah Palin, but no word yet on whether she'll be participating. Normally, she doesn't carry a cell phone on her snow machine.

If you're wondering where the "nonpartisan" part comes in, you'll have to wait. The NCNA has not gotten around to inviting any Democrats yet. (Or to putting up a Web site, for that matter.) And no Democrats have thus far reported an interest in joining.

Dubious branding aside, the NCNA may be just what the Republican Party needs - the style of President Obama mixed with the confusion of the Republican party.

We expect very little to come from this latest effort by Republican leaders to "find themselves."

The YeetleMaster

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wonkette : Heckuva Job, FEMA

The government agency that bungled the Hurrican Karina response has yanked a kiddie coloring book from its site called "A Scary Thing Happened" that depicts the burning twin towers on the cover - with a plane heading straight for one of them.

On page 12, the stomach-churning 9/11 image is repeated not once but three times, complete with flames - for kids to color.

"You might hear about it again and again on the T.V. or radio or read about it in the newspaper," it says on the page.

The Federal Emergency Management Association pulled the downloadable coloring book from its site last week — before a White House genius gave New York a 9/11 flashback by buzzing the city with one of the presidential planes and an F-16 jet.

"FEMA is currently reviewing all web content designed and posted by the previous administration," said FEMA spokesman Clark Stevens.

Meanwhile, New Yorkers who were shown the book saw just one color - red."I feel disrespected," said Jason Owens, 20, of Manhattan, who was with his 3-year-old son. "I feel like I should punch the person who did this in the face. Or maybe burn his twin towers!"

See the coloring book here:

FEMA Censors Weird 9/11 Coloring Book, For Kids!

Heckuva job!



Sunday, April 26, 2009

Yeetle Box - The Jesus and Virgin Mary World Tour




Scheduled Public Appearances:



Dade City, Fla., February (Jesus in a stain on the door of a car-dealer sales manager's office).

Huntsville, Ala., February (Jesus on a rock on the side of Keel Mountain Road).

Near Helena, Mont., January (Mary on a translucent agate rock along the Yellowstone River).

Sydney, Australia, January (Mary and Jesus in a lava lamp).*

Hamilton, New Zealand, December (Jesus on a pita bread).

Melton, England, November (Jesus on a chocolate cookie).

Fort Pierce, Fla., December (Mary in the MRI brain scan of a cancer patient).



*Indicates the show is sold out.

Get your tickets now.

The YeetleMaster