Dick Cheney Quacks In Australia

SYDNEY, Australia - China’s recent anti-satellite weapons test and its continued military buildup are “not consistent” with its stated aim of a peaceful rise as a global power, Vice President Dick Cheney said Friday.

In a speech in Sydney, Cheney also expressed wariness about North Korea’s commitment to a landmark deal on ending its nuclear programs.

Dick Cheney, who shot a man in the face and threatened to shoot "all terrorists" in the face, noted that he was not all that happy with Bangladesh either.

"In fact," said Cheney, who once shot a man in the face, "I can't think of a single country that doesn't make me quack with disgust. How can we engage in a global war on terror if every other country is emboldening terrorism. It makes me sick. Quack! It makes me sick."

Cheney, who shot a man in the face, shouldered his rifle and waddled away.

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