Yeetle Box - Bush Seeks Commander-In-Chief

In the latest strategic move by the Whitehouse, President George is actively seeking a "war czar" to oversee military operations in Iraq and Afganistan. The "war czar" would have direct access to the Pentagon, among other governmental bodies.

"It's a win-can't lose situation," said President Bush. "We will have a person to oversee the wars we wage, and I get to spend a lot more time at my ranch."

Asked if the "war czar" would supplant the Commander-In-Chief, Bush stated, "Commander-in-what?"

President Bush has come under some criticism for this latest move. Critics have pointed out that the President IS the Commander-In-Chief, and, therefore, the "war czar."

"That's just not true, " said Dick Cheney, who once shot a man in the face. "The "war czar" will report directly to the Commander-In-Chief, who reports directly to the President. It's a win-can't lose-oughta work situation. I commend the President on this bold initiative."

Insiders state the qualifications for this position will probably include past experience with the Department of Defense and bald head.