Yeetle Box - 2009 Predictions

Predictions for 2009

Accurate. Reliable. Made up.

• There will be an assassination attempt on Barack Obama. Looks like this one may have happened before the 2009 date predicted. There was a neo-nazi assassination plot foiled on 27th October 2008. It still counts since I did not know of the attempt before now.
  
  
• There will be serious tensions within Europe as the Euro free falls with both France and Germany threatening to leave and form their own Super European Union.
  
  
• Gordon Brown will be forced out of office and an early election will be called. People all over the country will believe Gordon Brown is a Country and Western singer and will revolt in droves, staging a massive sit-in in Nashville.
  
  
• A number of C of E bishops and senior ecclesiastical leaders convert to Catholicism simultaneously threatening to undermine the very existence of the church. The Catholic church will approach the U.S. government for a bailout.
  
  
• There is a world wide rekindling of socialist ideals and a major swing back towards communism in Russia - as has always been the case.
  
  
• There will be a major terrorist attack in Dubai or some other place.
  
  
• There will be a serious pollution problem in France – possibly in Paris with the contamination of the River Seine where a serious pollution problem already exists. Also a dam will burst in the Far East – maybe China. Not a large dam, but a dam nonetheless. I'm seeing beavers...
  
  
• Britain sees many of its top companies go bust and in particular holiday firms, aviation companies and the building companies. Given the global recession, this prediction is a stretch.
  
  
• Victoria Beckham will become pregnant with a long awaited daughter. And Jordan will announce she’s pregnant too. As will many other women.
  
  
• There will be a knife attack on a top celebrity - or not.

Have a great 2009!

The YeetleMaster