Yeetle Box - National No More Bush Day

Today is National No More Bush Day - a holiday in which we celebrate the departure of George W. Bush for the rest of our lives.

History books will show that George W. Bush was a tad better than most third world dictators! An accomplishment indeed.


On this holiday, we reflect on the historic accomplishments of George W. Bush's presidency.





Some activities which will help you and your family get the most from this holiday include:

• Shoot the possum
• Draw Texas
• Document Shredding
• Invade Your Neighbor
• Dubya Chanting
• Mission Accomplished
• Turn to the Right
• Drop the Dow
• Match the Threat With the Color
• Kiss a Saudi
• Find the Rice

and of course, to commemorate W's Vice President, the classic children's games,

• Pin the Tail on the Quail and
• Mushroom Cloud

The traditional holiday meal consists of crow, hotdogs, and the breakfast burrito. Traditional drinks include beer, light beer, and moonshine.

Enjoy National No More Bush Day, and remember, stay secure on this holiday.

The YeetleMaster