Yeetle Box - Bush Apologizes

In an effort to distract public attention from the Gonzales scandal, President Bush apologized Friday for the shoddy conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Further distancing himself from the political axe that fell on eight attorneys ordered by the Whitehouse and in conjunction with Gonzales, President Bush stated "we're going to fix the problem."

Remarking that Gonzales was still the right person for the job, Bush toured the main hospital and Abrams Hall, where soldiers were transferred after they were vacated from the facility's Building 18, the site of moldy walls, rodent infestation and other problems that went unchecked until reported by the media. He said his conversations with those who had been in Building 18 left him "disturbed by their accounts. And, I'd like to note that Gonzales is a good man. I call him Speedy Gonzales."

Yeetle Box - You Would Smuggle Crocodiles

Let's say you don't have a lot of money. Poor, in fact. And you have a family to raise. Maybe 3 or 4 children. And you're a woman living in the Middle East.

OK, let's say someone offers a proposition that will bring in more money than you will make in 6 months, feed yourself and your children, and buy that whatever you've been wanting.

Under those circumstances, you would strap three, 20 inch crocodiles around your waist and attempt to cross the Gaza strip.

"Everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."

And that's Yeetle Worthy in its essence.

Yeetle Box - Why We Need The Yeetle Box

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician were trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they had a limited amount of building material.

The engineer got up first and made a square fence with the material, reasoning that it was a pretty good working solution.

"No no," said the physicist, "there's a better way." He took the fence and made a circular pen, showing how it encompassed the maximum possible space with the given material.

Then the mathematician spoke up: "No, no, there's an even better way."

To the others' amusement he constructed a little tiny fence around himself, then declared: "I define myself to be on the outside."