Saturday, March 31, 2007

Yeetle Box - Bush Apologizes

In an effort to distract public attention from the Gonzales scandal, President Bush apologized Friday for the shoddy conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Further distancing himself from the political axe that fell on eight attorneys ordered by the Whitehouse and in conjunction with Gonzales, President Bush stated "we're going to fix the problem."

Remarking that Gonzales was still the right person for the job, Bush toured the main hospital and Abrams Hall, where soldiers were transferred after they were vacated from the facility's Building 18, the site of moldy walls, rodent infestation and other problems that went unchecked until reported by the media. He said his conversations with those who had been in Building 18 left him "disturbed by their accounts. And, I'd like to note that Gonzales is a good man. I call him Speedy Gonzales."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finally. Yes. Speedy G.

On a dark, hideous and shameful note, our soldiers are offing themselves in their hospital beds rather than try to live through convalescence at WR and similar institutions. Shame shame shame on all of us. What the fuck have we done and how dare we NOT impeach the war criminal who is currently ruling this nation?

Unknown said...

Oh, when will it end?