Did you hear that Anna Nicole Smith was buried today? Or was it yesterday?
Hatched, matched, and dispatched, Ms. Smith's body is no longer with us, but her spirit will live forever in the hearts and minds of morons.
Her claim to fame? Porn, reality TV, and heiress to a billionaire. She's no Shaivo, but she was made famous, not by talent, but by the sheer will of the media.
Thank the Lord she's not just dead, but buried as well.
Now, back to more pressing matters.
Will her body be exhumed and moved?
Stay tuned.
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