In order to cover, support, and elevate the breasts, thousands of German policewomen will receive what media have labeled "bullet-proof bras." Made of white cotton and featuring the word "Polizei" (Police) along the seam, the bras are meant to better protect police women who wear bullet-proof vests. That aside, who doesn’t need a little push every once in a while? Feels right. Feels good. Sweet. A little extra lift, a little extra cleavage, a whole lot of what looks so hot under square necklines, scoop neck tops and tanks.
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"There was a slight safety risk for women wearing normal bras with metal parts underneath a bullet-proof vest," a police spokesman in the northern city of Hanover said.
"If the vest is hit by a projectile, this can have an impact on the metal bit in the bra underneath and cause injuries."
German developers were convinced that years of projectile testing was inadequate to meet the safety, and fashion needs, of the modern woman's bra.Some 3,000 police women working for Germany's federal police will be equipped with the new bras which feature no metal parts and look like sports bras.
Said Sargent Schultz, "We gotta shimmy, shimmy, shake it up! We want to pile on loads of shimmery metallics and foils in hot new colors like midnight blues and greens, and weathered foil-like silvers. What a way to shine!"
Many of the designs were borrowed from menswear - three-piece suits with a menswear inspired vest. Some have added Germany's revolutionary Lace Embrace® all-over lace push-up bra and let it peek through to taunts criminals.
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