According to a new poll, women believe men with the name "Dave" are the most well-endowed.
The survey of 1,000 women in England found that "Dave" evokes an image of manly satisfaction more than any other, inching out "Paul" and "Steve." It is not known why either name has relevance to this study.
Unfortunately for guys with the name "Ray," the poll found that gals felt that moniker didn't measure up at all, and was ranked lower than Hannibal, Bruce, and Theodore.
Go figure. (I mean, go figure!)
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Sunday, February 03, 2008
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Yeetle Box - How To Make A White Russian - Truly
Russians visiting a health resort in Yessentuki received a rude shock when a nurse accidently used hydrogen peroxide instead of water to give them enemas.
17, which seems like an odd number anyway, tourists in the Caucasus spa town were treated in the hospital after the mix-up.
Sources at the sanatorium said the mistake was caused by water and hydrogen peroxide looking the same - and vica versa. "That is to say," said one source, "if you pour each substance into a glass and hold a glass in each hand, and hold up the glass to a light source, you will discover the two substances are indistinguishable."
He added, "It's a very good theory."
Hydrogen peroxide, often used to bleach hair, is mostly used as a disinfectant - which is perfectly appropriate given the intended use in this situation. Warnings on ALL bottles of hydrogen peroxide state that the product should not be ingested.
Not all tourists were disappointed. Many said they felt much cleaner and would return, but not for a traditional enema, but the new and improved enema.
The nurse who administered the enema err, stated, "I really don't think a shot in the rectum can be even vaguely considered "ingestion."
Interestingly enough, tourism since the incident has risen 17 percent, the exact number of tourists who received the hydrogen peroxide enemas.
Vladimir Putin was unavailable for comment as he was staring at a glass of water and wondering.
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17, which seems like an odd number anyway, tourists in the Caucasus spa town were treated in the hospital after the mix-up.
Sources at the sanatorium said the mistake was caused by water and hydrogen peroxide looking the same - and vica versa. "That is to say," said one source, "if you pour each substance into a glass and hold a glass in each hand, and hold up the glass to a light source, you will discover the two substances are indistinguishable."
He added, "It's a very good theory."
Hydrogen peroxide, often used to bleach hair, is mostly used as a disinfectant - which is perfectly appropriate given the intended use in this situation. Warnings on ALL bottles of hydrogen peroxide state that the product should not be ingested.
Not all tourists were disappointed. Many said they felt much cleaner and would return, but not for a traditional enema, but the new and improved enema.
The nurse who administered the enema err, stated, "I really don't think a shot in the rectum can be even vaguely considered "ingestion."
Interestingly enough, tourism since the incident has risen 17 percent, the exact number of tourists who received the hydrogen peroxide enemas.
Vladimir Putin was unavailable for comment as he was staring at a glass of water and wondering.
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Friday, February 01, 2008
Yeetle Box - Vaseline in Valentine
Authorities in Valentine, Nebraska, have been on the lookout since November for the vandal who has approached several storefronts at night and, apparently with Vaseline smeared over his nude body, pressed himself against windows and doors. Donned as "the buttcheek bandit" by a local radio station, some speculate there might be a copycat based on "forensic science."
Asked Valentine Police Chief Ben McBride, "Who in their right mind would do something like that?"
Chief McBride, two words, sir: Tom Cruise.
Well! He would!
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Asked Valentine Police Chief Ben McBride, "Who in their right mind would do something like that?"
Chief McBride, two words, sir: Tom Cruise.
Well! He would!
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