The Yeetle Box - Dick Cheney Loses His Mind

President Bush would have ordered an invasion of Iraq even if the CIA had told him that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, Vice President Dick Cheney, who shot a man in the face, said Sunday on Meet the Press.

In the build-up to the U.S. invasion in 2003, Bush and other administration leaders argued that Saddam should be removed from power because he had stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons and was actively seeking to build a nuclear weapon.

While Dick Cheney, who shot a man in the face, acknowledged that, “clearly, the intelligence that said he did was wrong. However, let me be clear about this: this is MY war, but George's.”

Asked if the United States would have gone ahead with the invasion anyway if the CIA had reported that Saddam did not, in fact, have such weapons, Cheney, who shot a man in the face, said yes.

“He’d done it before,” Cheney, who shot a man in the face, said. “He had produced chemical weapons before and used them. He had produced biological weapons. He had a robust nuclear program in ’91. Confidentially, we sold him weapons throughout the 80's. That's how I know.”

Dick Cheney, who shot a man in the face, added that the U.S. invasion of Iraq “was the right thing to do, and if we had to do it again, we would do exactly the same thing.”

Dick Cheney, who shot a man in the face, quickly added, "You see, we had this all planned long ago. We just needed the right imbecile to pull the trigger. George turned out to be the right imbecile because he has no sense of logic."

Perhaps considering what he had just said on national television, Cheney, who shot a man in the face, provided this insight into the Iraq invasion: "Mushroom clouds aside, Hussein is dead. Isn't that what's important. Clearly, no other Iraqi dictator will emerge now that the world has seen what we can do with our miitary might and the resolve of the American people."

"It was a quail hunt," he added, then wet himself.

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