The Yeetle Box - George Bush Announces Troop Buildup

Last night in a speech to the American people, President Bush announced his intentions of adding an additional 20,000 troops in Iraq. The purpose of these troops is to provide additional targets for the insurgents to blow up.

Said President Bush, "You see, the odds of any particular person getting killed are now a little better. We think, with additional troops, there will be more targets, and, therefore, a lesser chance of one target being targetted."

A stunned world audience responded.

"I don't know," said George Patuka. "Maybe it will work. Maybe my son won't die this way. Maybe somebody else's son or daughter will die. I can support that."

President Bush, coining this strategy as "Operation Lottery" told an international audience that this was the best insurance he could provide that fewer American troops would die in Iraq.

"Think about it," emphasized President Bush. "It's the particulization of troop targetization that has placed many sons and daughters in the way of harm in our fight for a free Iraq."

"More troops. Less chance of an individual dying."

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