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THIEVES IN THE NEWS

Police in Fullerton, California are on the lookout for a $250 replica of the bottom half (i.e. the buttocks and surrounding areas we presume) of porn star Jenna Jameson's body was stolen from an adult store. Oprah Winfrey's bottom half was left untouched.


Security video taken April 15 shows a man running off with the replica after breaking into the Erogenous Zone in Fullerton, Calif.


The man reportedly first tried to break the glass of the front door, but had no luck, so he opted to smash the front window instead - so much was his desire for the porn star. After realizing he could not open the cash register, the thief decided to take the half Jameson body replica.


Oprah Winfrey was unavailable for comment.

AND MORE...

A thief was caught on surveillance video breaking into a the Aztec restaurant in Kissimmee, Florida to steal an empty cash register. Presumbably he had plans to sell the cash register on eBay. The empty cash register is valued at $150, but bids on empty cash registers run as high as $175 said a spokesman for eBay.

Security footage showed a robber smashing the restaurant's window and entering the building. Police said the robber was a 175-pound Hispanic male about 5 feet, 9 inches in height wearing white shoes and dressed in a short-sleeve shirt and shorts and looked a lot like George Lopez.

FINALLY...


With a win in Pennsylvania, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton survived yet another day in her quest to destroy the Democratic party. There will be little time for celebration, though. Time and money are running out.

Clinton is in debt. She'll have to either persuade donors to give her more money to sustain her long-shot bid or float herself another multimillion- dollar loan.

To win, she needs to convince voters that Obama is not electable in November even though he's ahead in the delegate race and the popular vote. She needs a big influx of cash. She needs a shocking change of fortune.

George Lopez and porn star Jenna Jameson have offered to set up fundraisers throught the rest of the primary states. Senator Clinton is considering their assets.


And that concludes


THIEVES IN THE NEWS.

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