Yeetle Box - Do You Hate Your Job?

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this to cheer you up:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand - Johnson & Johnson.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. It is important you as comfortable as possible.

Open the package and remove the thermometer, then carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice in small print a statement that reads:

Every Rectal Thermometer

made by Johnson & Johnson

is personally tested and then sanitized.


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

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Have a nice day, and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the ass that yours!

Unless you work for Johnson & Johnson.

The Yeetle Box