Yeetle Box - This Bobcat Walks Into a Bar...

This bobcat walked into a bar in Cottonwood and attacked three people. The bobcat, a frequent patron of the bar, seemed to have a few too many and began cursing, growling, and biting patrons at random. Witnesses indicated the bobcat was a former employer for AIG. This could not be confirmed.

Though it wasn't clear how seriously the victims had been injured, Cottonwood police say the animal attacked Monday when it scratched a woman who thought she had hit it with her car. She only thought she had, but could not identify beyond doubt that that was the actual bobcat she hit.

Then police got a report of a bobcat acting aggressively toward a woman outside a Pizza Hut. Apparently, the woman had cut in line before ordering, angering the bobcat.

Later came the call from the bar that a bobcat was inside as patrons climbed atop bar stools to get away. The bobcat strutted around the bar, growling, "I ain't gonna bite ya. The hell I'm not!"

No one knows why.

Officers called to the Chapparal Bar in Cottonwood arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it.

Services for the bobcat will be held on Saturday and the Cottonwood Church for Alcoholic Animals.

The YeetleMaster