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McGruff attacked by ‘funny’ bus driver

District officer Tyrone Hardy, dressed in a McGruff the Crime Dog costume to hand out flyers to children in northwest Washington, was punched by a bus driver - as he should have been.

According to the Washington Examiner, the 38-year-old bus driver, Shawn Brim, “stopped, got out and adjusted his mirrors and then cold-cocked McGruff in the head with a closed fist.”

Brim then drove off as McGruff stumbled, and children who had witnessed the incident were screaming, "Get up, McGruff!" Several police officers who were there with McGruff immediately followed and caught Brim.

Brim later told his supervisor that he was trying to “take a bite out of crime.” Brim has been charged with simple assault.

Woman gives boyfriend extra special birthday kiss

Tracy Davies, a 40-year-old woman from Gateshead, England, stands the charge of one count of causing grievous bodily harm with intent for biting off a portion of her boyfriend’s tongue on his birthday. And that's not the bad part.

Davies’ boyfriend, Mark Coghill, met Tracy through a newspaper ad for singles with a tongue fetish. The couple had been dating and were celebrating Coghill’s 45th birthday. The pair had planned to meet for dinner and drinks. They were also witnessed purchasing two bottles of vodka.

Davies was reportedly upset that she had been trying to have a baby and was not pregnant - no matter how many times she tongued the men in her life. Coghill comforted her with a tongue lashing. Afterwards, Davies told Coghill she loved him and asked him to kiss her with his tongue - all sloppy and passionate in the hopes that she would get pregnant.

She bit down hard.

When Coghill pulled away, the piece of tongue was left in Davies’ mouth.

She dropped it on the floor.

When authorities arrived at the residence, Davies had put the piece of tongue in a plastic bag and handed it to the police, asking if they could please inseminate her with the tip of Coghill's tongue.

Coghill was brought to the emergency room, but surgeons were unable to reattach the piece of tongue due to fear of infection.

Coghill was quoted as saying, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh."

And that's the bad part.

Modern Toilet – a new restaurant

Modern Toilet is a Taiwanese restaurant that is branching out across Asia. The restaurant lives up to its name keeping with a bathroom theme.

“Every customer sits on a stylish acrylic toilet (lid down) designed with images of roses, seashells or Renaissance paintings,” said Natalie Tso on Time.com. “Everyone dines at a glass table with a sink underneath. The servers bring your meal atop a mini toilet bowl (quite convenient, as it brings the food closer to your mouth), you sip drinks from your own plastic urinal (a souvenir), and soft-swirl ice cream arrives for dessert atop a dish shaped like a squat toilet. It really is one-stop dining / relief.”

Despite being bathroom-themed, the food at Modern Toilet is very reasonably priced, and the restaurant is very clean...usually.

The YeetleMaster