An Australian man fought off a feisty intruder and saved his family over the weekend - to whit, a kangaroo!A kangaroo—about 90 pounds—bounded into Beat Ettlin’s home near Canberra early Sunday morning, offended at Mr. Ettlin's remarks at a local pub - that evolution was a hoax.
Proving to the kangaroo that Mr. Ettlin was a sandwich shy of a picnic, Mr Ettlin stated that upon seeing the kangaroo, his first thought was that the intruder bouncing on his bed was a “lunatic ninja” that had come through the window.
Laughing, the ‘roo hopped into Mr. Ettlin's son’s room to bounce on that bed as well. Mr. Ettlin responded boldly and got it into a headlock, wrestled it toward the front door and pushed it out into the darkness, screaming, "CREATION, YA DAMNED 'ROO!!!
The ordeal lasted a few minutes and left gouges in the woodwork and a trail of blood on the floor. Ettlin is still nursing some scratches from the Darwinian - touting marsupial.
Experts say kangaroos rarely invade homes—but they have in the past when offended.
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Marsupials have been known to fall for the hoax of evolution. Among their kind, evolution is a kind of religion in itself. All we can do accept that animals have no way of truly understanding that evolution is a hoax. Their minds are just not large enough to grasp that concept.
Their minds are not large enough today, but one day they will be.
Ahhhhhh, how wise thou art
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