The Yeetle Box - Does This Sound Familiar?

The U.N. Security Council voted unanimously Saturday, December 23, to impose economic sanctions on Iran for refusing to end a uranium enrichment program that the United States says is aimed at building nuclear weapons.

Of course, Iran rejected the resolution.

Sound familiar? How is it that the U.S. maintains the largest arsenal of nuclear weapons in the entire world (which is a really big place), and still has the audacity to try and regulate other countries' nuclear activity - always under the guise that the country is a threat to us!

How? How is Iran a threat to a country that has the capacity to blow up the planet 200 times over?

I'll tell you how.

The United States is the only country in the history of mankind to actually use an atomic / nuclear weapon. Period. Back in the day, we dropped the bomb on Japan and sang, "And the rockets red glare..."

Later, Japan retaliated with Toyotas and Hondas. Ouch!

So, you see, if Iran becomes energy-independent by developing nuclear energy, they rely less on the US economically. Ergo, ECONOMIC SANCTIONS.

Oh.

Just like Iraq, only different. Compared to Iraq, Iran has a much larger, better organized military with alliances the same as our own - France, Russia, etc.

If Iran becomes energy-independent, they can divorce themselves from U.S. oil companies.

Now, the other theory is that Iran is an evil empire formed from alien DNA that landed on this planet more than a million years ago. Their single objective is to create an alien - human hybrid race of people. This hybrid race will be further advanced intellectually than any other group of people on the planet, AND have capability of beaming themselves around the world, causing mischievous wherever they go.

One possibility: these hybrids will dominate all professional sports. Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, and Mohammed Ali are the prototypes.

Which bothers you more?

Which sounds more plausible?

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