The Yeetle Box - George Bush Utters Coherent Sentence

December 15, 2005

For Immediate Release

GEORGE BUSH UTTERS COHERENT SENTENCE

Top aides to Presdident George W. Bush stated early this morning that the President uttered a coherent sentence.

"It wasn't a great sentence," said one official close to the President, "but it was absolutely clear and coherent."

Another official stated, "Definitely coherent. Everyone in the room understood exactly what he meant and why he said it."

As we know, George W. Bush has taken his lumps over his mangled English and incoherence. He has been called everything from "retarded" to "speech impaired." During the last six years in office, President Bush has worked hard to achieve coherence, and, in an early morning speech therapy session, uttered the following:

"I have to go to the bathroom now."

"We couldn't be happier," said Dr. John W. Booth. "In the past he might have said something like 'I have to go to the lady's room.' But this was clear, concise, to the point. Everyone understood him."

At a press conference this morning, Tony Snow did not elaborate on whether or not President Bush's sudden coherence was fluke. Said Snow, "The American people need to know that George W. Bush, Commander-in-Chief and President of this great land, can and does speak coherently."

No further statements have been issued.

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