Yeetle Box - "The Extraterrestrial Is My Brother"

According to the Vatican's chief astronomer, Reverend Jose Gabriel Funes, a Jesuit priest and head of the Vatican Observatory and scientific advisor to Pope Benedict, there is no conflict between believing in God AND in the possibility of "extraterrestrial brothers."

"Why can't we speak of a 'brother extraterrestrial'? It would still be part of creation," he said.

Almost immediately after hearing the announcement, The Doobie Brothers joined together one more time to record "E.T. is Just All Right With Me."

Following suit, Brett James, the ASCAP's 2006 Songwriter of the Year for "Jesus, Take The Wheel," quickly re-wrote his award-winning song, now entitled "James T. Kirk, Take The Wheel."

Not to be outdone, rumors have been flying that Andrew Lloyd Webber, Baron Lloyd-Webber (above), composer of many popular musicals, including "Jesus Christ Superstar," is mulling over the idea of bringing back the cast from the popular musical to record and film an updated version: "Jean Luc Picard, Starship Captain."

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