Yeetle Box - APA Endorses Obama; Diagnosed Clinton

The American Psychiatric Association (APA) issued a statement today endorsing Senator Barrack Obama as sane while, in the same statement, diagnosed Senator Hillary Clinton and her campaign staff with "delusions of grandeur," typically seen in persons with schizophrenia.

This critical endorsement for Obama couple with this diagnosis of Clinton and her campaign was a startling blow to the Clinton campaign, which issued the following statement:

"The APA is an elitist group and is not part of the hard-working, white, blue collar base to which we have addressed our campaign."

In addition, Terry McAuliffe was noted as showing symptoms of extreme denial, of the precursor to a deep, and possibly, suicidal depression. "Technically," said a spokesperson for the APA, "Mr. McAuliffe appears to suffer from bipolar disorder. Currently, he is in a prolonged manic phase which, inevitably, will lead to a deep, psychotic depression. We are quite concerned about the mental health of Senator Clinton and her campaign officials."

As evidence, the APA produced this video from Meet the Press.

This is the first time the APA has endorsed a political candidate for any office. Senator Obama's campaign sent a thank you letter to the APA with a pitch for a donation.

"We're not saying they [the Clinton campaign] is nuts. We're just saying they could use a long rest from the rigors of campaigning."

The Yeetle Box