Yeetle Box - An Inconvenient Truth

Derrick Kosch, 25, accidentally shot himself in the testicle as he robbed a convenience store in Kokomo, Indiana, cops said.

"Weirdest thing in the world," said the arresting officer. "He had the money. All he had to do was holster his weapon properly. Jesus Christ almighty!"

The gun went off as Kosch placed it in his waistband and reached for the bag of cash the clerk handed to him.
Police found Kosch at home nursing the wound with a wet dish rag.

He was charged with armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon. Mr Kosch's lawyer has announced that he will enter a not-guilty plea and, should that not prevail with the Kokomo courts, he will request that Mr. Kosch be released based on time served.

Said Mr. Kosch's lawyer, "Some things are punishment enough."

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