John and Laina Tauranga were so into their back-seat kissing, they didn't notice their chauffeur was racing with another driver.
Cops pulled the chauffeur over, and confiscated his car and the two had to walk from that point, kissing the whole way, as traffic dodged them across four lanes.
"We were on our way home from the reception and I saw a woman in a long bridal gown walking up the road, holding up her dress and kissing a man in a tuxedo," said Bernadine McCully, the mother of the bride. "She was absolutely oblivious to where she was and what she was doing."
"I said, 'My goodness there must be a lot of weddings on today,' and then I realized: That's our daughter!"
Bernadine McCully then feinted, and her daughter ran over to apply mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
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I'm a journalist researching this story and really thought you should know you've got your facts completley wrong. The bride and groom got a lift home with the police and the mother didn't feint (OR FAINT for that matter). If you're going to offer commentary on something, make sure you've got it right first.
Even journalist are protected by freedom of speech - even when they are wrong. Perhaps, we were covering different stories, or, perhaps, you failed the satire test.
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