The Famous Wang Hao!

Olympic table tennis medalist Wang Hao will undergo team-mandated counseling after reportedly getting into a fight with a security guard who was trying to stop him from urinating outside a karaoke club. This is a particularly specialized type of counseling that caters only to drunk Olympic athletes who urinate outside of karaoke clubs.

Witnesses said Wang emerged drunk from the club last Thursday, attempted to urinate outside the building, then came to blows with the security guard - rather, began to scuffle with the security guard, according to Wang's agent.

"I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?" the 24-year-old Olympian said, according to one witness. Wang's fame increased exponentially after the incident and this exclamation.

A Chinese table tennis team spokesperson downplayed the incident, saying it was only a heated exchange of words. According to the spokesperson, "All drunken Olympic athletes who urinate outside kareoke clubs, then declare their superiority and scuffle with police go through this kind of phase. It's normal."

"There was no drunkenness or brawling. There was just an argument," China national team manager Huang Biao was quoted as saying in Monday's Shanghai Morning Post.

"Because Wang is a celebrity, the story has been amplified. This happens across the globe everywhere on any given day! Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."
The YeetleMaster