Yeetle Box - Tids of Bits

In Michigan a frozen chicken qualify as a deadly weapon.

A man stabbed his mother with a fork and pleaded guilty to felonious assault for hurling 10 pounds of frozen fowl at a neighbor.

The bird left the woman with a wound that required five surgical staples to close.

Frederick McKaney faces four years in prison.

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Marking One's Territory

A Wisconsin man whose roommate refused to have sex with him got revenge by peeing on her dog.

Torey Devaux then shoved the woman's sister into a wall and punched out a window.

Police think the man was drunk.

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Sausage Smuggling

Customs inspectors on the Texas-Mexico border discovered several links of spicy chorizo sausage hidden inside some chunky diapers whose owner, a 21-year-old woman, said they were merely soiled.

Taking sausages across the US border is illegal.

The woman was fined $300. The baby is fine.

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Dude!

An Austrian tram driver was fired after bidding farewell to his passengers with the Nazi salute, "Sieg hiel!"

When the passengers booed him, he responded by saying, "Can't you take a joke?"

The transit authority didn't see the humor, calling the statement "unspeakable."

Use of Nazi symbols in Austria is a crime. The man was fined an undisclosed amount.

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The YeetleMaster