Yeetle Box - State of the Union

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Welcome, fellow patriots and friends of the United States of America to USA Patriotism! where it is all about expressing, sharing, and enjoying love and pride of this great, noble country.

We found two notable citizens representative the USA who have unique ways of expressing their love of and/or devotion to this great country which God has bleseed.



From Fort Myers...

A Fort Myers, Fla., man was arrested after he allegedly shot himself in the arm because his girlfriend refused to have sex. There were no details as to whether or not she refused oral, vaginal, or anal sex.

Jonathon Guabello, 29, was treated for the gunshot wound and then booked into the Lee County Jail on charges of threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. Said the arresting officer, "Had he fired in an unoccupied dwelling, he would have been within the sprit of the law."

Guabello's 24-year-old girlfriend said the suspect had been under the influence of Xanax and alcohol when he became enraged at her refusal of his sexual overtures - two controlled substances that in combination makes one very sleepy.

She said she took her dog with her into a spare bedroom then heard two gunshots several minutes later. Her dog barked. She jumped.

The girlfriend said Guabello told her he would kill her if she dialed 911, and then stumbled into the kitchen where he was knocked unconscious when he tripped and hit his head on the oven door - a common occurrence for a Xanax and alcohol-induced, gun-toting, sex-deprived young man.

Guabello was realeased on his own cognizance but banned for 90 days from using Viagra.

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From New York...

A New York man said he was confused about his route before he drove into the front of a map store in his sport utility vehicle - luckily for him!

Rodney Bailey said he was disoriented after leaving a parking garage at about 8 a.m. Thursday and made a right turn that landed him and his Ford Expedition inside a Hagstrom Map shop. "I guess I'm just a lucky guy," said Rodney. "At least I got directions."

Police said two women were clipped by the SUV and were hospitalized with non-critical injuries. However, the women clipping was not considered to be due to Rodney's disorientation, but, rather, to the fact that THEY were disoriented at the time.

The crash was ruled an accident by police and Bailey was not charged with any wrongdoing. He was, however, charged with acting really stupid and sentenced to a tongue-lashing by an appellate judge at a time and day to be determined.

The map store re-opened later in the day despite the loss of a plate glass window. Said the owner, "People need maps more than ever now!"

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And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
~Lee Greenwood

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