Yeetle Box - Memory Test: A Joke In Three Acts

Three men went to the doctor for a memory test.

The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"

"274?" he said.

The doctor says to the second man "What is three times three?"

"Tuesday?" replied the second man.

The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three?"

"Nine!" he says.

"That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"

"Simple" said the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

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