Yeetle Box - Super Duper Tuesday

IT'S SUPER DUPER TUESDAY!!!!

Yes, it's Super Tuesday, when the media rolls out its graphics and pundits - in that order. Today, in this corner, weighing in with an Afro-centric background, Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-rack O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-bama. And, in this corner, which 35 years experience in public office, former First Lady and Senator from New York, H-i-i-i-i-i-i-il-l-l-l-a-a-a-r-r-r-y-y-y C-c-c-c-c-c-c-lin-TON!

Oh yeah, and, on the Republican side there's a guy who's too old to be president and another guy who looks much like a used car salesman. Oh, yeah, and there's a guy who wants the Ten Commandments included in the Constitution.

And some other people the media doesn't cover.

So, it's shaping up to be an extraordinary battle of political wills and rhetorical flourishes. And that's just Chris Mathews.

Who will be our next party nominees? Tune in to MSNBC or CNN or Fox (if you're an idiot).

Today, it's all about the delegates and super delegates on super, duper Tuesday-day-day-day!

Voters, declare a party affiliation, and step aside because

IT'S SUPER DUPER TUESDAY!!!

(Batteries not included.)

The Yeetle Box