Thursday, March 20, 2008

Yeetle Box - Cheney Visits Afghani Country Buffet?


While dining at a Old Country Buffet in an undisclosed location in Afganistan, Vice President Dick Cheney, who once shot a man in the face, said Thursday the United States will ask NATO countries to step up their commitment to help Afghanistan recover from years of tyranny and war - or else.

The Vice President, who in response to a question regarding United State's citizens' opppositin to the war in Iraq, answered "So?", met Afghan President Hamid Karzai ahead of a NATO summit where Washington will urge its allies to send more roast beef and "other home-style favorites."

"America will ask our NATO allies for an even stronger commitment for the future," Cheney, who once shot a man in the face, told a news conference outside the popular restaurant, where he made an unannounced visit.

"This is not the kind of place that requires a reservation," he quacked. "All free nations have an interest in a secure, democratic Afghanistan. We believe the commitment needs to continue and perhaps needs to be reinforced through buffets such as these."

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