Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Yeetle Box - Spitz Quits!

SPITZ QUITS!

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigned on Wednesday, completing a stunning (they said "stunning") fall from power after he was nationally disgraced by links to a high-priced prostitution ring. Investigators said Tuesday Spitzer was clearly a repeat customer who spent perhaps as much as $80,000 with the prostitution service over ten years or more.

"That's an average of $8,000 per year, or a little under $22 per day," said a spokesman for the investigating team. "I wonder what you get for that much money? I wonder..."

“I’m deeply sorry that I did not establish residency in Nevada," he said in his resignation speech.




Larry Craig, Bill Clinton, and Thomas Jefferson were not available for comment.

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