Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake....er...cookie.
A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, New York, blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.
Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had slipped out of his hand as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.
Vonkummer's attorney issued the following statement: Mr. Vonkummer is a participant in the Double Stuf Racing League, and, as such, is exempt for any traffic violations."
A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, New York, blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.
Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had slipped out of his hand as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.
Vonkummer's attorney issued the following statement: Mr. Vonkummer is a participant in the Double Stuf Racing League, and, as such, is exempt for any traffic violations."
Details of the Double Stuf Racing League can be found here: http://nabiscoworld.com/oreo/dsrl/home.aspx.
City attorneys are dismayed since the Double Stuf Racing League defense could create a precedent the likes of which no one in Connecticut has known, nor can offset.
Said a city official, "This is nothing like the cell phone defense. This is something that has the support of the entire National Football League! We're at a loss right now. Damn you, Peyton and Eli Manning. Damn your super bowl rings!"
Vonkummer continues to practice his double stuf dunk maneuver within his BMW.
City attorneys are dismayed since the Double Stuf Racing League defense could create a precedent the likes of which no one in Connecticut has known, nor can offset.
Said a city official, "This is nothing like the cell phone defense. This is something that has the support of the entire National Football League! We're at a loss right now. Damn you, Peyton and Eli Manning. Damn your super bowl rings!"
Vonkummer continues to practice his double stuf dunk maneuver within his BMW.
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